The Cereal Thief

Welcome to the home of cereal thieves, where the milk is always free and the laughs are always at your expense!

Here at The Cereal Thief, we've been stealing the world's most coveted breakfast cereals for years. From Cinnamon Toast Crunch to Froot Loops, we've got the skills and the know-how to make off with the good stuff.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Crimes page to see just how many bowls we've 'acquired' over the years.

Contact us to commission your own cereal heist today!
Note: I've included a subpage link '/crimes' which would lead to a page detailing the cereal thefts committed by the Cereal Thief. If requested, I can generate that page as well. Let me know!