A philosophical treatise on the existential implications of cookies
Is it a thing in itself, or a mere representation of a thing? Does it exist in a world of noumenal certainties, or is it but a fleeting moment in the annals of time?
Cookies are a metaphysical construct
As a being-in-the-world, the cookie exists in a state of constant flux and uncertainty. It is at once both a thing and nothing, a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of existence.