The Crusty Mind-Reading Technique

WARNING: This technique may cause excessive eyebrow growth, spontaneous outbursts of sarcasm, and irreversible damage to your social life.

Developed by renowned expert and part-time mystic, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this method has been proven to grant its users unparalleled insight into the thoughts and desires of those around them.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the Crusty Mind-Reading Technique, including its many benefits and potential drawbacks.

**Side Effects:**

• Excessive eyebrow growth: May lead to increased attractiveness, but also increased maintenance costs.
• Spontaneous outbursts of sarcasm: May lead to increased social isolation, but also increased productivity.
• Irreversible damage to your social life: May lead to loss of friends, family, and possibly your soul.

**Getting Started:**

To learn more about the Crusty Mind-Reading Technique, visit our Crusty Mind-Reading Bible for an in-depth guide.

To report any adverse side effects, please contact our dedicated Side Effect Hotline.