The Dark Side of Noodle Lore

Warning: the contents of this page are not for the faint of heart.

We're not talking about your run-of-the-mill, wholesome noodle soup here.

No, no, my friend. This is about the secret lives of noodle gangsters.

Noodle Gangsters: The Origins

It all started with the Great Noodle Heist, a dastardly plot to steal the world's most expensive Ramen broth.

Led by the infamous Noodle Kingpin, Vinnie "The Nood" Morano, the gangsters made off with the precious liquid gold.

But their reign of terror didn't end there. Oh no.

They soon turned to extortion, using their noodle-fu skills to hold the city's restaurants hostage.

Want a good ol' plate of spaghetti? Better pay the Noodle Gang's protection money.

And don't even get me started on the Noodle Gang's infamous noodle-forged documents.

For a small fee, they'd forge any noodle-related contract, deed, or recipe you needed.

But their downfall was near. A small-time noodle cop, Detective Miso, was hot on their tail.

She was determined to bring them down, but the Noodle Gang had a plan... or so they thought.