Welcome, prisoner 12345. You're on the run. Literally. We've had to install reinforced doors, panic rooms, and motion detectors just to keep you from escaping.
But you're not going anywhere. Not today. Not with the guard patrol schedule we've set up. You'll just have to enjoy the decor.
We've also installed a vending machine with a special "Escape Route Snack Pack" featuring stale crackers and warm soda. Enjoy.