It's not the government, it's not the aliens, it's not the in-laws. It's the Fat. The Fat is the enemy of productivity, of self-respect, of good fashion sense. It's the reason you're still eating cereal for breakfast.
But don't worry, friends, for there is a solution. A secret society of rebels has been fighting back against The Fat, and we need your help.
Join us in the fight against The Fat, and together we'll make the world a better, more toned place. Read Our Story to learn more.
Or, if you're just here for the snacks, visit our snack page for some delicious, guilt-inducing treats.
And if you're feeling particularly brave, take the Fitness Challenge and join our ranks as a certified Fat-Fighter.
Or, if you're just here for the memes, visit our meme page for some Fat-related humor.
We're not all we're cracked up to be, but we're getting there.
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