The Third Tenet of Sloth-Napping: Master the Art of Doing Nothing
You've mastered the first two tenets: the art of doing nothing, and the importance of doing nothing in style. Now it's time to take it to the next level with the third tenet: mastering the art of doing nothing. This is where the real pros come in, where the sloth-nappers are the kings and queens of doing absolutely nothing.
Here are some key takeaways:
- Develop a keen sense of smell for coffee shops and don't be afraid to use it
- Learn to say "I'm not a morning person" with a straight face
- Practice your "Sloth-Nap" face in the mirror until you've got it just right
Learn more about the final tenet: The Tenet of Sloth-Napping: The Art of Doing Nothing in the Face of Urgency
Sloth-Napping Glossary: A Dictionary of Doing Nothing Terms