The Fowl One
For those with discerning taste and a penchant for the absurdly rich, The Fowl One is a recipe fit for kings and queens. Or, at the very least, for those who can afford to drop 300 clams on a chicken dinner.
Ingredients:
- 1 whole chicken, preferably one that's been to therapy to deal with its existential dread
- 1 cup of truffle oil, because everything is better with truffle oil
- 1 pinch of edible gold dust, for that extra touch of class
Instructions:
- Conjure the chicken into existence with a ritualistic dance, preferably to the tune of "The Chicken Dance" by Werner Trieschel
- Drizzle the truffle oil with a flourish, making sure to hit all the angles and corners of the chicken
- Sprinkle the edible gold dust with reckless abandon, because, why not?
- Serve with a side of "I'm a fancy schmancy chef" sauce, or your guests will be underwhelmed