Welcome to The Great Blerg, the Multiverse's Most Disappointing Restaurant

Located in a forgotten corner of the cosmos, The Great Blerg promises to be a dining experience you'll never forget... because it's so terrible.

Our chef, a sentient toaster named Zorvath, has been burning bread for centuries, and our staff is made up of disgruntled time travelers who just want to be back in the 90s.

Don't believe the rumors: our soup is not actually just ketchup, and our " signature dish", the "Multiverse Sliders", are actually just plain old burgers with a few sad, limp lettuce leaves.