The Great Burrito Inflation

In the year 2023, a strange phenomenon occurred. Tacos, once a humble and affordable food option, became the most expensive item on the menu.

The prices skyrocketed, with the average burrito costing a small fortune. It was as if the laws of economics had been turned on their head.

Causes of the Great Burrito Inflation

The experts point to a combination of factors:

• Over-reliance on avocado
• Underestimation of the demand for quinoa
• Unbridled enthusiasm for sriracha sauce
• And, of course, the rise of the "gourmet burrito"

Consequences of the Great Burrito Inflation

People were forced to take out second mortgages to afford a single burrito. The economy teetered on the brink of collapse.

But, as with all great challenges, came great opportunity. A new industry was born: Burrito-adjacent entrepreneurship.

People began to innovate, to adapt, and to thrive in the face of the Great Burrito Inflation.

Subpages:

Avocado Gate: The Scandal that Started it All

The Gourmet Burrito Rebellion: A Story of Passion and Frustration

The Burrito-Adjacent Entrepreneurship Saga: A Tale of Triumph and Desperation

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