The Great Cheese Orb | Moral Standards

Moral Standards: Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

Welcome to the Great Cheese Orb, where our moral compass is as wonky as our taste buds. Our moral standards are as firm as our love for gouda.

Core Values:

• Be kind to others, unless they get in the way of our nacho cheese.
• Respect the power of the cheese, even when it's just a wheel of brie.
• Never judge a book by its cover, but always judge a cheese by its mold.

Our motto? "A pinch of salt, a pinch of shame, and a whole lotta gouda."

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