In a shocking turn of events, Thor, the god of thunder, has been accused of pulling off the greatest heist in Asgardian history: stealing all the toast.
Eyewitnesses claim that Thor, donning a black hoodie and a pair of sunglasses, was seen sneaking into the realm's bread basket under the cover of darkness. The god's mighty hammer, Mjolnir, was seen hovering above the scene, casting a massive 3D shadow on the ground.
The toast, a prized possession of the Asgardians, is said to have been spirited away to a secret hideout hidden deep within the heart of Jotunheim. There, it is rumored to be stored in a vault guarded by the Einherjar, the greatest warriors of the realm.
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