Bed Napping: The Lost Art of Sleeping in Bed

Welcome to Bed Napping: the ultimate guide to sleeping in, literally. Here, you'll find techniques for turning your bed into an oasis of relaxation, a sanctuary from the world outside.

Technique 1: The Art of Extreme Cozying

Cozying is the practice of making your bed as comfortable as possible, often at the expense of productivity. It's like hugging your bed, but instead of your partner, you hug your pillow.

Under the Blanket Napping is a more advanced technique that requires a strong stomach and a willingness to get tangled in the blankets. Procrastination Napping is a technique for using your bed as a temporary escape from work-related stress, but be warned: it may lead to permanent damage to your career.