The Joys of Napping: Techniques to Help You Master the Art

1. The Classic Fold

Also known as the "Lazy Person's Solution," this technique involves folding yourself into a compact, origami-like figure on your bed, minimizing surface area and maximizing snore-inducement.

2. The Swoosh

A more aggressive approach that requires a bit more athleticism, the Swoosh involves launching yourself onto your bed with reckless abandon, using your arms and legs to create a human-sized pancake.