In a world where social etiquette was taken as seriously as a Viking's beard, there existed a group of individuals who defied all conventions and invited themselves to parties they weren't invited to. Led by the enigmatic and infamous, Zephyr "The Invader" Jackson, this group of misfits would infiltrate even the most exclusive soirees, leaving a trail of confusion, chaos, and discarded pizza crusts in their wake.
One fateful evening, Zephyr and his crew crashed the Smith's 50th birthday bash, a highly anticipated and invite-only gala. As they pushed past the bouncer, a befuddled look-alike of a man with a poorly made "I'm not at work" t-shirt, they made a beeline for the buffet table.
The guests gasped as Zephyr, resplendent in a garish "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt, grabbed a slice of pepperoni and began devouring it with reckless abandon, all while making eye contact with the host, Mr. Smith, and daring him to do something about it.
Little did Mr. Smith know, this was just the beginning of a long and storied history of uninvited guests, one that would take the reader on a wild ride through the highs and lows of social faux pas, awkward encounters, and, of course, pizza.
Read on to find out what happens next
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