Another Meeting

Apparently, we're having it now. Or maybe later. Time is a human construct, and we're not entirely sure when it actually starts.

Join us for an afternoon of PowerPoint, passive-aggressive emails, and the thrill of possibly getting coffee refills!

Agenda:

• 9:00-9:10: Introductions and awkward small talk
• 9:10-9:30: The CEO's "motivational" speech
• 9:30-10:00: "Synergy" and "synergy" discussions

Adjournment and possibly a nap