The Order of the Illuminati: Our Plan for World Domination

Step 1: Gain control over the world's snack supply.

Step 2: Replace all governments with our supreme leader, Mr. Burns-stein.

Step 3: Implement a global network of cat cafes.

Learn more about our snack takeover plans

Read about our plans for Mr. Burns-stein's ascension

Discover our feline-based justice system

Join us, and together we can rule the world!