The Paranoid Epidemic

Welcome to the most thrilling and terrifying time of the year! Where every day is a new opportunity to worry about the apocalypse.

Currently, we are experiencing a severe outbreak of:

• Existential Dread
• Avoiding Eye Contact with the Mailman
• Unrelenting Fear of Running Out of Avocado Toast

Stay tuned for:

• Live updates on the latest doomsday scenarios
• Expert analysis on the best ways to prepare for the impending doom
• Personal stories from survivors who just want to talk about their anxiety