The Paranoid Epidemic
Welcome to the most thrilling and terrifying time of the year! Where every day is a new opportunity to worry about the apocalypse.
Currently, we are experiencing a severe outbreak of:
- Existential Dread
- Avoiding Eye Contact with the Mailman
- Unrelenting Fear of Running Out of Avocado Toast
Stay tuned for:
- Live updates on the latest doomsday scenarios
- Expert analysis on the best ways to prepare for the impending doom
- Personal stories from survivors who just want to talk about their anxiety
What to Worry About: A Guide
Our Top Predicators
Paranoid Panic Rooms for Rent