What to do when the Alarm Clock Screaming in Your Ears

The Pointlessness of Life

It's 3 AM, and you're lying awake, staring at the ceiling. The alarm clock screams "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!" at the top of every hour, like a sadistic, electronic_goals.

Here are some things to do when the Alarm Clock Screaming in Your Ears becomes unbearable:

• Try to ignore it, but it won't work.
• Write a letter to the Alarm Clock Manufacturers Union (ACMU) and demand better working conditions for your ears.
• Call in sick to the Alarm Clock Recovery Room and prophets.