html The Rent is Due

The Rent is Due

Payment is overdue, and so is my life.

You have until the end of the month to pay the rent, or face the consequences.

Consequences include, but are not limited to:

Being evicted from your apartment, and forced to live in a cardboard box.
Hearing the sound of a lawnmower every 5 minutes outside your window.
Being forced to eat nothing but ramen noodles for the rest of your life.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Pay the rent now and avoid these consequences! If you can't pay, try to appeal the late fee! Contact your landlord for help, or just to yell at them some more! Or, just contact your lawyer, because that's what they're for, right?