The Sandwich of Regret is a marvel of modern construction engineering. Its walls are made of the finest regret and sorrow, held together with the tears of the oppressed.
Our construction materials are sourced from the depths of the human experience, carefully harvested and crafted to create a structure that is both aesthetically pleasing and emotionally crushing.
Visit The Blueprints for a detailed look at the structural integrity of our masterpiece.
Or, if you're feeling particularly regretful, take a stroll through Our Construction Sites, where you can witness the suffering of our workers firsthand.
Don't forget to try our Retirement Plan, where you can invest in a future filled with regret and disappointment.
We use only the finest materials, sourced from the very fabric of human emotion:
Misery Steel is our most popular material, known for its high tensile strength and ability to hold together even the most fragile of dreams.
For a more... rustic feel, try our Bitter Brick, sourced from the very walls of broken relationships.
And for the truly adventurous, we offer Anguish Crete, a substance so toxic, it'll make you question every life choice you've ever made.