Welcome to the Lamentable Lettuce Abyss: A Journey of Unfulfilled Salad Dreams

You've stumbled into the depths of a salad bar that's seen better days. A once-promising mix of crunchy veggies and creamy dressing now lies before you, a desolate wasteland of wilted hopes and broken hearts. The abyss stares back with an unyielding gaze, a reminder that your lunchtime aspirations are as fleeting as the lettuce that's seen better days.

You are not alone in this desolate landscape. Others have ventured in, never to return. The whispers of their despair echo through the empty halls of this once-thriving salad bar. The faint cry of "just one more bite..." still haunts the air.

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