The Unforgiven Relish Recipe

A Relish So Bad, You'll Regret It

Ingredients:

1 cup of disappointment

1/4 cup of unfulfilled expectations

1/4 cup of bitter tears

1/4 cup of last night's Chinese food

1 tablespoon of sadness

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil.

Simmer for exactly 7 minutes.

Serve on a bed of crushed dreams.

For a tangier twist, try adding a dash of Somewhat Better Mayo But if you want to go all in, try pairing it with The Failed Estate

Side effects may include:

Regret

Crying

Uncontrollable anger towards the universe

Unrelenting despair

A sad, empty plate The Unforgiven Relish Recipe is a dish fit for the chronically disappointed. It's a condiment so bad, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality. If you're feeling defeated, this is the recipe for you.