The Sandwich of Regret: A Recipe for Despair

Are you tired of happiness and fulfillment in your life? Do you yearn for the crushing despair that comes with a lifetime supply of mayonnaise and processed meats?

Effects of Consuming the Sandwich of Regret

• Increased likelihood of divorce due to excessive bread consumption
• Short-term memory loss (permanent)
• Severe stomach discomfort (guaranteed)
• Unrelenting feelings of inadequacy and self-doubt
• Long-term effects: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)

See Ingredients and Preparation