The Sandwich of Regret Salad

This is a special recipe for the most regrettable salad you'll ever make. It's a mix of the worst parts of every ingredient, tossed together with a side of disappointment.

Ingredients:

• Bread (The kind that gets stale in 2 minutes)
• Tomatoes (From the can, because who needs flavor?
• Cucumbers (Sliced into sad, limp pieces)
• Cheese (The kind that's been sitting in the back of the fridge for 6 months)
• Lettuce (Wilted and brown at the edges)

Instructions:

1. Crumble up the stale bread into small pieces.
2. Drain the can of tomatoes, and add them to a bowl.
3. Cut up the cucumbers into sad, limp pieces, and add them to the bowl.
4. Grate the cheese, and add it to the bowl.
5. Wilt the lettuce, and add it on top.

Voilà! The Sandwich of Regret Salad is served!