Recipes for the Theroar of Despair

Because who needs therapy when you can have a nice slice of cake?

The Classic Theroar Roar-rito

Ingredients:

• 1 cup self-doubt
• 1 cup existential dread
• 1/2 cup crushing despair
• 1/4 cup regret
• 1/4 cup the sound of distant thunder

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl until well combined.
2. Place in the oven at 350°F for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
3. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of self-loathing.

Side effects may include:

• Exacerbated Theroar symptoms
• Sudden and intense feelings of despair
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos

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