Solutions to the Sandwich of Regret

Welcome to the Sandwich of Regret, where the filling is a never-ending cycle of "I should have gotten the chicken sandwich" and the bread is the crushing despair of a thousand missed opportunities.

Solution #1: The Time Machine Sandwich

Travel back in time and grab that chicken sandwich before you had the chance to ruin your diet.

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Solution #2: The Regret-Proof Panini

Order a Panini with extra regret, but this time, make sure to get the chicken.

Solution #3: The Self-Help Guide to Not Regretting

Learn to love yourself, flaws and all, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to stomach that sandwich.