Sloth-napping for Beginners: A Guide for the Utterly Unmotivated

Step 1: Find a comfortable position on the couch, preferably in the middle of the room.

Step 2: Ignore any and all notifications, emails, and social media notifications.

Sloth-napping for Experts: Advanced Techniques for the Seasoned Procrastinator

Side Effects of Sloth-napping:

• Increased risk of developing a permanent indentation in your couch
• Uncontrollable cravings for junk food and sugary drinks
• Temporary loss of productivity and sense of accomplishment

Sloth-napping FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions (and answers)