It is a day of reckoning. A day when the Sock Gods shall sort the world's sock inventory. A day of reckoning for the mismatched, the lone, and the pillydilly.
You have been summoned to appear before the Great and Powerful Sock Overlord, Zorbathrax.
Click here to proceed to the throne room.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to take the Snarky Snail Trail, a path fraught with danger and questionable fashion choices.