The Sock Puppet Government

Where the Sock Puppet Leader Decrees

Welcome to the most democratic, most efficient, and most utterly ridiculous government in the world! Our leader, the Great Sock Puppet Emperor, has decreed that all citizens must wear matching socks on Tuesdays.

But don't just take our word for it! Read the Sock Regulations for more information.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to register your sock collection and become a part of our glorious Sock Puppet Revolution!

Remember, in the words of our Great Sock Puppet Leader: "If you don't wear matching socks, you're not matching the vision of our great nation!"

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