The Stapler As A Weapon: Mastery of Stapler Control

Masterclass 101: Advanced Stapling Techniques

Warning: What follows is not for the faint of heart or those easily bruised. The art of stapling is a delicate dance of precision and fury.

Technique 1: The Classic "T-Bone" Staple

Master the fundamental staple drive, then apply it to unsuspecting office reports.

More on the T-Bone

Technique 2: The Precision Pinch

Delicately thread papers with the finesse of a Swiss watchmaker.

The Science of Pinching

Technique 3: The Frenzied Frenzy

Unleash the full fury of the stapler upon your papers, like a force of nature unrelenting.

The Art of Unleashing Hell