The Stapler of Ancient Wisdom

For the most pressing questions of the ages, come for the answers you seek.

Wisdom of the Ages

From the great philosophers of yore, to the existential crises of today, find the answers you've been looking for.

From the wheel to the toilet plunger, we've got the fix for all the troubles of the past.

We're still trying to get the thing to turn.

Stuck on the toilet, stuck on life.

Why are we here? Is this a dream?

For or against, the answer is always no.

It's a mystery, but we'll try to figure it out.

They keep your feet warm, but is that enough?

We know less, so we know more, right?

Make fun of it, and we'll make fun of you back.