Warning: this stapler is not for the faint of heart. Its metal teeth are sharp, its power is boundless, and its stapling capacity is unmatched in the land.
Founded in 1955 by a group of rogue librarians, the Stapler of Doom has been stapling its way through the annals of history, leaving a trail of mangled documents, shredded dreams, and crushed aspirations.
Our motto: "Staple hard, regret harder."
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