In a world where office supplies were the ultimate source of power, The Stapler of Doom rose to the top of the bureaucratic hierarchy. Its gleaming metal body and razor-sharp staples made it the most feared and respected stapler in all the land.
Under the rule of its mighty predecessor, The Stapler of Doom stapled its way to greatness, binding contracts, reports, and even the occasional memo. But as the years passed, The Stapler of Doom began to succumb to the weight of its own ambition, its once-sharp staples growing dull and its once-sleek design becoming clogged with paper clips and rubber bands.
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