Article I: The Preamble
In Order to form a more perfect union of caffeinated chaos, we establish the Teal-Party and ordain the Constitution as the supreme law of this, our Party.
We the Teal-Party People of the United States of America, in Order to form a more perfect union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution.