Advanced Lockpicking Techniques

Welcome, amateur safecrackers! Today, we'll cover the most advanced lockpicking techniques, because, let's be real, you're probably going to need to get into your own house again someday.

Technique 1: The 'I-Gave-Up-And-Just-Smashed-It-Open' Method

This is not a real technique, but it's a great way to get into your house if you've been locked out for too long. Just use a hammer, and, you know, some other things. Read more about this technique.

Technique 2: The 'Screwdriver-As-A-Key' Method

A classic technique. Just use a screwdriver, some wire, and a prayer, and you'll be in your house in no time! Learn more about this magical art.

Technique 3: The 'Picking-The-Locks-Until-They-Just-Say-Okay' Method

This technique involves a lot of patience, but it's actually kind of effective. Just pick at the lock until the mechanism just gives up and lets you in. Read more about this endurance-building technique.

Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We don't care. Disclaimer