This certificate is awarded to:
THE UNBREAKABLE LOCKBOX
For achieving the highest level of security in the known multiverse!
Valid for 10 parsecs, in any dimension.
Not transferable, not refundable, not exchangeable.
Void where prohibited, including but not limited to:
Parallel universes, alternate realities, and dimensions with less than 4 space-time continuums.
This cert is issued by: The Supreme Security Council of the Multiverse
Hyper-Security Certification Number: 42-000000-01
Subpages:
Lost Passwords and What to Do About It