Rule 1: No Memes Without Properly Licensed Stock Photography

Don't even think about it, folks. If you can't afford to hire a real photographer, just don't.

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Rule 2: Memes Are Not an Excuse to Be Rude or Crude

You're better than that, folks. Show some respect. Or, at the very least, show some proper grammar.

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Rule 3: Meme Sharing is Caring, But Only If Done Properly

Acknowledge your sources, folks! No one likes a meme thief.

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Rule 4: Don't @Meme, Do It Yourself

Don't just re-share, re-make! The true power of memes lies in creation, not replication.

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Rule 5: The Unbreakable Lockbox: A Meme Sanctuary for the Truly Elite

Only those who have truly mastered the art of meme-making and meme-sharing will be granted access to this sacred vault.