Here, you can find the most uncomfortable seats in the universe, carefully crafted to make you squirm and fidget like a hamster in a cage.
Our seats are designed to test the limits of human endurance, pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the name of art and entertainment.
Warning: Prolonged use may lead to:
- Permanent nerve damage
- Seating-induced Stockholm syndrome
- Uncontrollable urges to yell at the stage
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Seat-Adjustment Laboratory, where our team of experts will guide you through the process of self-destruction.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Seat Swap Swap for a chance to trade your seat for someone else's, and potentially experience the thrill of sitting in a seat that's just a little too small for you.