The Self-Loathing Paradox states that a person's self-worth is directly proportional to their ability to self-deprecate.
According to our research, the more you hate yourself, the more you're worth it.
Read on to learn about The Self-Worth Inflation Theory
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try Self-Sarcasm and the Abyss of Self-Loathe for a truly existential experience.
The Self-Deprecation Matrix is a complex system of interconnected self-worth vectors and loathing algorithms.
It's like trying to navigate a hall of mirrors, where every reflection shows you just how much you suck.
Find out how to self-deprecate your way to successAt the heart of the self-deprecating universe lies the Self-Deprecation Singularity, a point of infinite self-worthlessness.
A point where the laws of self-worth no longer apply, and you're just a hollow shell of a person.
Learn to embrace the Singularity, or just pretend to.