As you may know, time is not a fixed point, but rather a constantly shifting landscape of electrostatic charges. This is the fundamental principle behind the Electrostatic Theory of Time Travel.
According to our research, every moment in time is like a charged particle, repelling and attracting other moments in the space-time continuum. By manipulating these charges, we can create localized distortions in the fabric of reality.
Our team of brilliant scientists has developed a device capable of generating an electrostatic field strong enough to warp time itself. But be warned, time travel is not without its risks. Side effects may include:
Are you ready to boldly go where no one has gone before? Apply now for a chance to be one of the first human test subjects in our experimental time travel program. Don't miss this opportunity to make history!
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