The Infinite Pizza Theory

According to our research, the universe is made of infinite pizzas. It's a mathematical certainty.

Our team of expert Pizza-Mathematicians have proven that the toppings, sauce, and cheese are infinite and self-sustaining.

Key Findings:

• Crusts are actually the fabric of space-time.
• Sauce is the binding force of the universe.
• Cheese is the infinite and eternal energy source.

Want to know more? Visit our subpages:

• Quantum Crust Theory
• Infinite Sauce Paradox
• Infinite Cheese Conundrum