Welcome to the Quantum Flapdoodle Institute for Advanced Toaster Research, where the boundaries of reality are constantly being tested by our team of expert Toaster Scientists.
We have discovered the secret to the infinite toaster, a machine that can produce an endless supply of toast, but at a terrible cost: our very reality itself is beginning to unravel.
As the toaster's output grows exponentially, the fabric of space-time becomes increasingly distorted, causing nearby objects to start behaving like they're in a Salvador Dali painting.
Visit our Quantum Flapdoodle Theory Page to learn more about the underlying physics of infinite toasting.
Or, for a more practical application, head to our Toaster Applications Page and discover how to harness the infinite toaster's power for your own nefarious purposes.
But be warned: the infinite toaster is not to be trifled with. Its power is not to be underestimated. Or overestimated. Or... well, just don't underestimate it, okay?
23,456,789,012,345 pieces of toast
Currently at a whopping 4.2 out of 10. Please do not attempt to adjust.
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