Brailleuistics is a branch of mathematics that studies the relationship between the size of a font and the size of a user's ego. It's a complex and often misunderstood topic, but trust us, it's a real thing.

According to our research, the size of a font is directly proportional to the user's self-esteem. The larger the font, the more confident the user.

But wait, it gets even more complicated. The color of the font is also inversely proportional to the user's mood. Red is for anger, blue is for sadness, and lime green is for... well, we're still working on that one.

Want to learn more? Check out The Brailleuistics Formulae for more information.