Chronto-nitativity Theories: A Collection of Unproven Concepts

Warning: The following theories have not been peer-reviewed, tested, or validated through rigorous scientific methods. They are simply here for your entertainment.

Time is a Social Construct

According to renowned Chronto-nitavist, Dr. Emily Fizzypop, time is merely a human invention to make us feel more productive. In reality, time is just a series of arbitrary points on a graph.

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The Universe is Made of Jell-O

Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, a leading expert in the field, claims that the fundamental building blocks of the universe are actually gelatinous cubes of Jell-O.

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Parallel Universes are Just Really Long Toilets

Astronomer extraordinaire, Dr. Reginald Fizzypop, suggests that parallel universes are merely alternate dimensions of bathroom stalls in a never-ending, cosmic restroom.

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