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According to renowned Chronto-nitavist, Dr. Emily Fizzypop, time is merely a human invention to make us feel more productive. In reality, time is just a series of arbitrary points on a graph.
Read more about Time is a Social ConstructDr. Balthazar McSnazz, a leading expert in the field, claims that the fundamental building blocks of the universe are actually gelatinous cubes of Jell-O.
Learn more about the Jell-O TheoryAstronomer extraordinaire, Dr. Reginald Fizzypop, suggests that parallel universes are merely alternate dimensions of bathroom stalls in a never-ending, cosmic restroom.
Discover the secrets of the Parallel Toilet TheoryStay tuned for more unproven theories and possibly-true facts!
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