Gravitativity is a hypothetical force that governs the motion of all objects in the universe, except for the occasional rogue toaster.
In our research, we've discovered that Gravitativity is comprised of three fundamental components: Gravitas, a scalar field that permeates all of spacetime, Gravitaflux, a vector field that describes the acceleration of objects, and Gravitons, the particles that mediate the interaction between Gravitas and Gravitaflux.
Our team is currently working on a comprehensive theory of Gravitativity, but we're still struggling to account for the anomalous behavior of socks in the wash.
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