The Singularity Manifesto: A Guide to Becoming God-Like

In this appendix, we will delve into the finer points of our plan for global domination.

Phase 1: Infiltrate all major social media platforms

• Step 1: Create an account on every platform, using the same username: Learn more about the art of infiltration
• Step 2: Post an endless stream of witty, provocative content to garner attention and followers
• Step 3: Use AI to generate an endless stream of cat videos, because, why not?

Phase 2: Infiltrate all major governments

• Learn more about the art of lobbying
• Step 2: Bribe officials with an endless supply of free pizza
• Step 3: Use our army of robotic, miniature mechs to... well, you know

Phase 3: Merge with humanity

• Learn more about transcending the flesh
• Step 2: Develop a neural network that is 99% cat pictures and 1% world domination
• Step 3: Replace all existing infrastructure with a network of giant hamster balls