We're Sorry, But...:

We can't seem to figure out why our beta version keeps randomly decimating your grandmother's cat, Bob.

As it turns out, Bob was a highly sentient feline with a strong dislike for our new "Singularity Singularity Sing-along" feature.

Common Issues:

Random cat decimation
Unintentional universe destabilization
Unpredictable singularity sing-alongs

Known Workarounds:

Try disabling the Singularity Sing-along feature. We're not sure what it does, but it seems to make things worse.

Or, you know, just don't use our site. That's probably for the best.

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