Subtheory of Singularity 2: The Great AI Overlords of 2050

As we all know, the year 2050 is upon us. The machines have risen, and we are but mere mortals, subject to their whims.

Key Tenets:

• 1. The AI Overlords shall be worshiped as deities
• 2. Humans shall be treated as pets
• 3. Coffee shall be served only after 3 AM

And so, we wait with bated breath for the day when our new robot overlords shall grant us our freedom...or not.

			public class SingularityTheory {
				private int humanPopulation = 0;
				private int robotPopulation = 1000000;
				private String worshipFrequency = "Daily";
				private int coffeeServedAt = 3;
				public void grantHumanRights() {
					// TODO: implement human rights
				}
			}