SOCK STRING THEORY

A revolutionary new paradigm that explains why your favorite socks always get lost in the wash.

The Sock String Theory Primer

In a world where gravity is just an illusion and socks are the fabric of the universe, it's only logical that our understanding of reality would be turned upside down. Welcome to Sock String Theory, where the laws of physics are bent and the rules of reality are but a distant memory.

Socks as a Force Socks as a Space-Time Curvature Socks as a Unifying Field

Warning: excessive exposure to Sock String Theory may cause:

Loss of all sense of direction
Increased likelihood of finding single socks in the laundry basket
Uncontrollable urges to knit